I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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