Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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