nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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