he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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