I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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