i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Randomize
