There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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