What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Will exercising make me less horny?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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