Can Purell be used as lube?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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