I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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