I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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