turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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