Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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