just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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