just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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