just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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