OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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