The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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