went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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