He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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