In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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