you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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