a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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