Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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