I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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