i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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