Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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