Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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