where am i from again
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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