ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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