margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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