erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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