Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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