Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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