belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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