is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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