I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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