Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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