what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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