Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You dont lie about slip and slides
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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