D3 body, D1 cock
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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