I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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