i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Your penis caused this!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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