you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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