would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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