he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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