wat bout pragnant strippers??
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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