You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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