I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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