I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
please don't ironically join a cult
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