you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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