yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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