Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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