You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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