And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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